Within a showcase on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a neon pink suit donned by the entertainer. His show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was considered a major hit.
It's possible you like Robbie Williams. You might think he is the ultimate present to music known to man. You might take a reasonable stance, admitting that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that amusement can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to create music or even five-day cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Test Format
Test cricket boasts unrivalled depth. It is hard to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by the environment.
The elements, the hour of play, the red ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the playing surface.
If Test cricket is art, the pitch is the canvas on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the surface which resulted in a win and the another short match of the series.
Having 10mm of grass on the surface, causing a cascade of wickets tumbling in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and ongoing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Sometimes, it turns square on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting due to the patience made in other matches.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Some factors are tolerated more readily than others.
The argument in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the situation and responding effectively. The two highest individual scores were made by world-class players. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: The Fan Perspective
Try telling the devotees who have suffered 18 winless matches that this lacked spectacle.
Among the crowd of the ground, a sea of people made noise and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a stronghold of national pride.
There was optimism as the attack surged, advantage when the top order responded, and unconditional love when the result was confirmed.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with difficult wickets. In the past, a Test there featured a strip with all the life of a a non-event.
That contest was a slog, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are polar opposites of the range – one is not more ideal, yet significance can be attached to each.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the memory.
"It's not the death of the long game at all," observed a veteran. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these two days have been experienced some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: Building for the Future
In the lead-in to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The players responded for him, bringing back the positive demeanor to his persona.
New faces delivered with vital performances. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to secure long-term futures, but a foundation to develop from.
Ultimately, this MCG win takes its place among other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd slipped away into a beautiful night, the team gathered on the field to begin their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, lads. It's well deserved.